MOLLY LEWIS and DOUBLECLICKS SMACKDOWN: Obsessed Ep 14
Molly Lewis and The Doubleclicks take a brief break from their Ladies of Ragnarok tour to compete in an obsessive smackdown! Who is the most obsessed? Molly with Star Tours? Angela with Portland City...
View ArticleAdult Santa Claus
I originally wrote this piece for the very awesome New Standards holiday show. Many thanks to John, Chan, and Steve. I have a new holiday tradition. Right around Thanksgiving, I turn to my beautiful...
View ArticleSANTA CLAUS: Obsessed Ep 16
Mystical being, Santa Claus, is obsessed with fresh breath and shampoo. Santa also has a lot to say about elf cruelty, the Supreme Court, Godfather’s Pizza, and reindeer putting on plays. PLUS random...
View ArticleBEER and PRO-TOOLS: Obsessed Ep 21
Wil Wheaton loves beer! Mike Phirman loves Pro-Tools audio software! Molly Lewis plays the Obsessed theme live! A very special episode of Obsessed recorded live on a boat in the middle of the Caribbean...
View ArticleGHOST STORIES: Obsessed Ep 36
Improvisers Hannah Kuhlmann and Aric McKeown join Joseph for a spooktacular episode of obsessive Ghost Stories. You’ll be terrified, amused, and terri-mused by tales of Dairy Queen Blood Man, City Hall...
View ArticleA Man and His Resolution Tweets
For the past several months I’ve been doing a series of daily tweets. First tacos, then monkeys, then daily affirmations, then daily etiquette tips, then incorrect quotes, then fake TV shows,...
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A FUN THING FOR HUMANS TO DO
I once again sailed on JoCoCruiseCrazy and I once again had a great time performing as well as doing other human things that I would normally do on land but instead doing them on a boat. If, like my...
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OBI-WAN KENOBI’S ZERO STAR REVIEWS
I’ve been obsessed with Star Wars for a long time. Every few months, specific lines from the films will lodge themselves in my brain. Recently, while waiting in line at the DMV, this line popped into...
View ArticleSPACE SHIPS and LASER GUNS: Obsessed Ep 59
Our guest Audrey Kearns–co-producer of 5 Truths and a Lie podcast and the Geek Girl Authority empire–loves the beautiful choreography of space ships shooting each other with big laser guns! Thrill to...
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There Is No News About Star Wars In This Post But You Will Read It Anyway
Like almost every human being on the planet with access to the internet, I’m excited about the new Star Wars movie coming out in 2015. I will click on any article about it even though there’s usually...
View ArticleGEEKS GIRLS: Obsessed Ep 62
Writer, host, and professional nerd Jenna Busch shares her passion about Geek Girls. Topics include how to cosplay as a Geek Girl, spider-man’s crotch, fake geek guys, and Princess Leia’s origin story....
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KNITTING: Obsessed Ep 65
Joseph has a special holiday chat with his wife–historic house expert, stage manager, dancer, and OBSESSIVE KNITTER Sara Stevenson Scrimshaw. Topics include but are not limited to baby sweaters, knit...
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GEEK CODE
One of the rewards of backing me on Patreon is suggesting a topic for a blog post. The backer who suggested this post wished to remain anonymous. Anonymous said, “I sometimes feel like a politician...
View ArticleMYSELF: Obsessed Ep 74
A special, weird episode featuring host Joseph Scrimshaw discussing his obsession with himself! Featuring guest host Hal Lublin! Thrill to such topics as Benedict Cumberbatch, small dogs, feminism, the...
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The 7 Maybe Best Tabletop Games Ever
I was honored to be a guest on an episode of my friend Wil Wheaton’s awesome show, Tabletop. I played the game CONCEPT with Wil and the great comedy duo Rhett & Link. Here’s a fun screenshot! Huge...
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Underwear That’s Fun To Wear
One of the reward levels on my Patreon is suggesting a topic for a blog post. I was thrilled a few months back when a kind patron suggested “Underoos” as a topic. This patron was shocked and amused...
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THE CONSUMER AWAKENS
This is the story of going to Target to buy two things: A Star Wars action figure and a bottle of booze. These are two items I’ve bought a lot in my life. I overindulged in both in my youth, but now...
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Indiana Jones and The Death of Mystery
It is November 2015. As I write this sentence, Disney has released 18 more sneak peek shots of The Force Awakens. The Captain America: Civil War trailer is being analyzed frame by frame. Obsessive...
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How To Talk To Your Family About The Force Awakens
WARNING: THIS BLOG CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE THAT HAS BROKEN EVERY BOX OFFICE RECORD KNOWN TO HUMANITY SO IF YOU’RE READING THIS AND HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE, THAT’S REALLY WEIRD. LIKE, ALMOST,...
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What did you do in 2015, Joseph, what did you do?
Every year I post a bunch of stuff I did that year. I do this because no matter how much work I do, I beat myself up that I haven’t accomplished enough. At the beginning of 2015, I made a list of 9...
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